(Ghost-poster's note: Joseph sent this post a few weeks back, but I only just received it. Sorry!)

So the other day I was told there's this forbidden pond in the forest, and so I asked a couple guys why. Their combined responses go like this:

"Well, it used to be OK until this one day this woman was fishing there and a big black snake went up her vagina, and its head came out her mouth and the two were buried together like that. Now the place is inhabited by wallaby-headed, pot-bellied, cassowary-legged dwarves who will eat you and only your bones will remain."

(Another guy insists they're just not very friendly and will only attack if provoked.)

I guess that means I'm not in Kansas anymore.